I intercepted this communication from Good and his master in command, Make Mommy Cry Squadron, today. Here is the conversation.
MMCS: Special Agent Graham, we have a mission for you.
Graham: Copy that. How will we be making Mommy cry today?
MMCS: Method of choice- large kitchen mess when she is checking her email.
Graham: Excellent, I am ready for my orders.
MMCS:Your weapons will be the two new boxes of spaghetti noodles she bought on Saturday and the bottle of syrup on the counter. Empty the Lazy-Susan also.
Graham: How will I reach the syrup?
MMCS: Move the bench from the table and grab it. Do you have the weapons in sight?
Graham: Copy that
MMCS: Is Mommy in the room still?
Graham: Yes, sir. I am waiting now . . .wait for it . . . she has gone downstairs!
MMCS: GO! GO! GO! Get the syrup everywhere! Poor it on the bench and floor in at least three large puddles. Get some in your hair! HURRY! 5 minutes and counting! Now dump the noodles all over the floor. Yes, both boxes!! Empty that cupboard! GO! GO!
Graham: I hear something!
MMCS: Cease cry-inducing! She is coming back!
Graham: What should I do?
MMCS: Cute smile! NOW! Say 'Mommy' or something
Graham: Mommy- uh oh.
Mommy: I refuse to cry about this mess today- you are getting in the bath.
MMCS: Mission failed. Wait for laundry time. We will strike again and be triumphant.
Graham: I am in the bath now- I could do some damage here . . .
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Special Agent Graham
Posted by Ann-Michelle at 9:40 AM
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4 comments:
Very cute!! Sticky syrup....that had to be a mess.
Haha! You add a funny touch to this otherwise very depressing story. I hope you were able to get it all cleaned up ok.
haha five minutes?! that is incredible.
Ann-Michelle, that was way fun reading!!!! You should write that way more often in all of your spare time. Uugg, I would have pulled all of my hair out!!!
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